The blog: Attention to all FBI, Interpol, Swiss Guard, local gendarmerie, or anyone else who might possibly interpret the title of this blog as a threat: the title of this blog is not a threat.  Nor is it a reference to an episode of Seinfeld.  It is nothing more than a joke, a bit of the author’s childhood carried forward into his advancing years because the idea still makes him laugh.

The author: Your host is a thirtysomething geek living in Seattle, Washington; a nice enough fellow, with a few issues which range in severity from reassuringly mild to exasperatingly moderate, male pattern baldness, a couple of cats, and a sudden and utterly unexpected unwillingness to surrender to the mediocrity of modern life.

Contact: Email me: chris at stealing the popemobile dot com